Poster Review: So Undercover

It's the return of Comedy White! Welcome back, Comedy White.

Miley's one-figered right hand is kinda creepy. Is that the secret weapon? Her deformity?

Also, Miley's pelvis couldn't be any more tucked if she was folded and placed in a suitcase. Yes, that wasn't design snark, that was posture snark.

Poster Review: Butter

As a baker (intimate knowledge of butter wrappers) and a designer (intimate knowledge of printing technologies) I have yet to see sticks of butter with sides that perfectly flat, or wax paper that can be printed at what looks like about 600dpi with perfect color registration.

This would have been so much color either without the insets, or if the insets looked like they'd been printed in one color with a coarse screen. Better yet, the heads would all be carved out of butter, since that's what the damn movie's about.

Poster Review: Premium Rush

The only way that is JGL's head attached to that body is if:

  1. His neck is the longest neck ever recorded.
  2. His neck also includes at least 4 heavy duty VESA-certified pivot joints.
  3. He's been taking the Barry Bonds brand inflated-head steroids.